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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Hey I'm guessing you've never played a ds horror game before.......WHY THE FUCK NOT!








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Yes I want to play as fucking Dracula

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

best fucking boxart


Fuck yea

I applaud gearbox/2k for creating a fucking good cover

Games called borderlands out for ps3/360 and PC


Love it

Friday, August 7, 2009

CTcon The aftermath i guess

.....................yea........................

So I went to CTcon and here is a quick list of things that happened

- Walked 5 miles to the convention

- jumped into the Bushnell park fountain

- "snuck" into the con

- drank beers with beer guy and redbulls after drinking the beers then more beers cause he is fucking beer guy

- worked for Shamus

- witnessed a guard cuss the CTcon staff out

- worked crowd control for XKCD

-had said crowd hate us for working crowd control

- saw XKCD and C&H drink vodka and tonics while doing their panel

- then saw them get chewed out because they were drinking

- had XKCD sign a bk cup

- "stalked" an Imari bible black cosplayer

- won a bet because SHE WAS Imari from bible black

-saw another bible black cosplay (they were a couple this time)

-saw shitty fan art for ten dollars

-bought good art for ten dollars

-worked the game room

-saw a furry parade

-killed a furry

-kept the furrries tail as a trophy

-trolled a second furry parade with my best "WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAAAY" impression

-the furry parades stopped after that

-saw overpriced shit in the vendors room

-worked for grandpa Joe in the vendors rooms

-saw nocturne for like 40 bucks at a booth

-saw yakuza 3 at the same booth too

-meet the voice actor from gears of war

-played a gears tourney

-meet the VA for noel

-trolled a mock audition panel

-ran like a little bitch from said panel

-I disappeared for like an hour

-insulted a Yoko cosplayer

-TAOKAKA!

-meet Taokaka's boyfriends mom

-heard some shitty rave music

-ate some Sarku

- met a pirate

like a boss





Oh I hate people who cosplay as kingdom heart characters, those guys can die





Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hello to all the kof fighters out there!


Hey guys the widget is below enjoy your stay and lets pretend to play kof

Monday, July 27, 2009

lets win an arcade machine!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooo


diddle my widget......wow even i can't believe i said that

Sunday, July 12, 2009

I have had my voice stolen by demons

Remember this picture....please
EDIT: The contest has ended!!!! congrats to sinffaxxx who one first place and diamusxxx who won second

and shame on superddawg for not be quicker with his answers!!!
Most of you who play with my on Xbox have noticed that I haven't spoken for two days. The reason for this is because I got drunk one night and lost my voice and dignity to a demon in a strip poker match. Now you guys get to reap the benefits!


It's quiet simple I'll ask questions to help me find the demon and regain my voice you answer correctly and you proceed to the next round. You could win an a fee month of xbox live or something else. Simply come up with the answer to the riddle by yourself and private msg me on live or some other avenue and you'll clear that challenge. all you xbox buddies have gotten the first question and intro. Those of you who forgot the questions can look here the answers to question 1 are due by Tue.

NO I WILL NOT SPEAK UNTIL THE CONTEST IS OVER THAT DOESN'T MEAN i WON'T PLAY WITH YOU OR CAN'T HEAR YOU.

question 1: an easy intro

I need to find a good summoner to help me id the demon if A=26 and z=1 what's 9,26,18,23,12,6
full name?

question 2: test your language skillz

moshi moshi from Nippon! I can't seem to find raidou anywhere here. maybe if I file a missing person report with the Keishichō they could help. However I can't seem to find their emergency number.........

Question 3: Shit gets weird....er

I have Faith No More in finding Radiou. So I'm going to steal a voice! I need a real deep and powerful voice however something with gravita.
I know! find me the voice of Nathan "Rad" Spencer the Bionic commando, That is voice I could speak with!

Friday, January 9, 2009

It's not the size of the gamerscore that counts....it's how cool it looks


maybe.............

Some of my Xbox live friends might have received a message akin to NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY THE FUCK WOULD A CARING AND LOVING GOD LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!

This is that story

I am going to try and not make a penis joke *snicker* every chance I get with this post. 
God help me.

During the past four or five days I had the most awesome  gamerscore ever. No it wasn't that big, long or hard (DAMN IT!).  no my gamerscore was bitchin

It was 17777  
  Do you even know how fucking uber that made me!!!!  I had women look at it and just faint in it's aura!!! I finally had game and purpose to the soul crushing monotony of existence called life! It a gamerscore worthy of Dante and the devil may cry series.

Now of course I resigned myself to never gain another achievement ever again .Like hell I'm getting 77777 the universe would destroy itself and then people would really know I have no right to live. So that just would mean I would have to play games that I knew I couldn't get anymore achievements in as a temporary fix. Till I could figure out some way of persevering my gamerscore.

Then I fucked that plan up royally when i played darts in my replay GTA4 partying with Roman.......I could  have sworn I already gotten that fucking little 10 point whore......but no, I didn't and it fucked up my beautiful GS. Now when the ladies look at it they laugh and walk away......and I die a little on the inside.

It 's hard being the opposite of a gamerscore whore.....they don't even have a name to call me, well besides loser.



Shout some names to classify the opposite of a pointwhore!