Uncharted 2 Among Thieves: I play it so you don't have to...even if you want to!

So a few weeks ago I tired to buy Uncharted 2 off a friend. He refused my offer even after I threw in a few bags of Reese's pieces but regardless I got the game at toy r' us when I bought it and the saboteur for half price.

I haven't beaten Le Saboteur yet, but I did 100% Uncharted 2

I also 100% uncharted 1 when it first came out also.

these games are fucking good, like really good

so why didn't I get uncharted 2 as a birthday gift back in October, because it did come out on my birthday and could have been my gift?

now the obvious answer is of course nobody buys me anything because i have no friends expect for the one who didn't sell me uncharted and even then he is a figment of my imagination and in reality is simply a stuffed elephant in a tu-tu that sits on my couch and watches me play through its hollow marble eyes.....

wait...oh yes why I didn't jump on uncharted 2's awesome dick right away....

because i didn't want to

BUT CAESAR! (voice in my head says to me) you did all that there was to do in the first uncharted! don't you pine for more treasure hunting with Nathan drake A.K.A Norlan mother fucking North?"

me: kinda

BUT CAESAR! you once again got 100% in what you yourself described as an awesome sequel! why do you not squeal like a little school girl the charms of this game and how any ps3 owner should own this game or they aren't HARDCORE!

me:...cause

BUT CAESAR! according to your new uncharted 2 multiplayer banner you've played the games online component a lot! how can you be so lukewarm to a game you have played so much?

me:....

BUT CASEAR!

me: SHUT UP VOICE!.........let me fucking speak

See Uncharted 2: Among Thieves is a damn good game. It's not good however because it does anything at all new or interesting, in fact as a narrative its quite derivative of movies. (something Naughty Dog tried for)

The gameplay blends Gears of war and tomb raider together to make a hectic cover shooter with fun climbing mechanics and the online mulitplayer is similar to enjoying a Halo 3 match on the 360(SNIPER SHOTTY anybody?, yep uncharted has that).

BUT GODDAMN THERE IS NOTHING UNIQUE ABOUT IT.

It's fun as all hell but hard as hell to get hyped for, it's like going to see a movie on Saturday night you do it because it's there. I got 100% in the series because it was there, yes it was fun but I didn't connect to the world or characters or gameplay in any deep significant way like I have with past games.

Thats not to say that uncharted has bad characters, no in fact they are quite good. I just can't connect with them at all.

Uncharted is good because its safe and polished to an ungodly sheen. you have fun in the moment and enjoy the story but its been done elsewhere before. the game is a summer blockbuster reminiscent of Indiana Jones.

I relate Uncharted 2 to that kid you knew in college who was a business major. He always got straight A's and you would hang out with him on the weekends because he was there and could hold his liquor but you never got into any fun adventures that dealt with firecrackers or running from police with him...you just had fun. He was the safe bet and after college he got a six figured safe job and you forgot about him after that.

To play uncharted is fun...but Uncharted's major is Business

Hey I'm guessing you've never played a ds horror game before.......WHY THE FUCK NOT!

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Yes I want to play as fucking Dracula

best fucking boxart

Fuck yea

I applaud gearbox/2k for creating a fucking good cover

Games called borderlands out for ps3/360 and PC

Love it

CTcon The aftermath i guess

.....................yea........................

So I went to CTcon and here is a quick list of things that happened

- Walked 5 miles to the convention

- jumped into the Bushnell park fountain

- "snuck" into the con

- drank beers with beer guy and redbulls after drinking the beers then more beers cause he is fucking beer guy

- worked for Shamus

- witnessed a guard cuss the CTcon staff out

- worked crowd control for XKCD

-had said crowd hate us for working crowd control

- saw XKCD and C&H drink vodka and tonics while doing their panel

- then saw them get chewed out because they were drinking

- had XKCD sign a bk cup

- "stalked" an Imari bible black cosplayer

- won a bet because SHE WAS Imari from bible black

-saw another bible black cosplay (they were a couple this time)

-saw shitty fan art for ten dollars

-bought good art for ten dollars

-worked the game room

-saw a furry parade

-killed a furry

-kept the furrries tail as a trophy

-trolled a second furry parade with my best "WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAAAY" impression

-the furry parades stopped after that

-saw overpriced shit in the vendors room

-worked for grandpa Joe in the vendors rooms

-saw nocturne for like 40 bucks at a booth

-saw yakuza 3 at the same booth too

-meet the voice actor from gears of war

-played a gears tourney

-meet the VA for noel

-trolled a mock audition panel

-ran like a little bitch from said panel

-I disappeared for like an hour

-insulted a Yoko cosplayer

-TAOKAKA!

-meet Taokaka's boyfriends mom

-heard some shitty rave music

-ate some Sarku

- met a pirate

like a boss

Oh I hate people who cosplay as kingdom heart characters, those guys can die

Hello to all the kof fighters out there!

Hey guys the widget is below enjoy your stay and lets pretend to play kof

lets win an arcade machine!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

diddle my widget......wow even i can't believe i said that

I have had my voice stolen by demons

Remember this picture....please

EDIT: The contest has ended!!!! congrats to sinffaxxx who one first place and diamusxxx who won second

and shame on superddawg for not be quicker with his answers!!!

Most of you who play with my on Xbox have noticed that I haven't spoken for two days. The reason for this is because I got drunk one night and lost my voice and dignity to a demon in a strip poker match. Now you guys get to reap the benefits!

It's quiet simple I'll ask questions to help me find the demon and regain my voice you answer correctly and you proceed to the next round. You could win an a fee month of xbox live or something else. Simply come up with the answer to the riddle by yourself and private msg me on live or some other avenue and you'll clear that challenge. all you xbox buddies have gotten the first question and intro. Those of you who forgot the questions can look here the answers to question 1 are due by Tue.

NO I WILL NOT SPEAK UNTIL THE CONTEST IS OVER THAT DOESN'T MEAN i WON'T PLAY WITH YOU OR CAN'T HEAR YOU.

question 1: an easy intro

I need to find a good summoner to help me id the demon if A=26 and z=1 what's 9,26,18,23,12,6

full name?

question 2: test your language skillz

moshi moshi from Nippon! I can't seem to find raidou anywhere here. maybe if I file a missing person report with the Keishichō they could help. However I can't seem to find their emergency number.........

Question 3: Shit gets weird....er

I have Faith No More in finding Radiou. So I'm going to steal a voice! I need a real deep and powerful voice however something with gravita.

I know! find me the voice of Nathan "Rad" Spencer the Bionic commando, That is voice I could speak with!