ResurgentCaesarResurgent caesarlution prize details

Alright I've decided on the prizes for the first ever ResurgentCaesarResurgent Caesarlution contest. (Scroll below to learn how to enter)

1.The Winner will get a certain amount of Microsoft points. Also a super secret surprise if your on my friends list (why the hell wouldn't you be if you enter?)

Remember 3-17-08 THE CAESARLUTION BEGINS AGAIN!!!

Who the hell is Apollo? (look below for the caesarlution)

Being the good gamer that I (and admitted nintendo fanboy...)am I've had a DS since it first came out. Also being somewhat literate I enjoy a good story with interesting characters once and awhile (NO HALO DOESN'T COUNT!!!...go play breakdown than come back to me).


Anyways I found the Ace Attorney (or Gyakuten Saiban ...oh yea) series and fell in love with it (Also trace memory and hotel dusk...but that's a different story). The game itself takes place seven years after the OG (original gangsta) trilogy so it's a good starting point if you want to try your hand at being a defense lawyer.


You play Apollo Justice, a newb on his first case (without spoilers the story comes out swinging and biting:). The dialog is F&^(&() HIlarious (god I'm a tool)and is sure to make any literate, breathing and competent person laugh.



The gameplay itself has you interrogating witnesses, discovering clues (really Apollo does the polices damn job...and never gets thanked). You also use the touch screen and microphone to examine evidence, dust for fingerprints and bring criminals to justice. It's enjoyable to catch a seedy witness in their own lie and see them try and squirm their way out.

Also behind all the laughs (ACHTUNG BABY!!)is a very serious story. Apollo deals mostly in murders and the criminals in this installment are quiet evilly good (The first episode once again will slap you silly and you'll love it...like the needy bitch you are :O ).

I say buy this sexy thing as soon as you can if you can read and enjoy a thinking mans game (or buy it and give it as a gift!). I already know that if you liked the first three AA titles you'll be getting this one....

3-17-08 the caesarlution begins

That's right ResurgentCaesar returns to his homies on 3-17-08 (or else UPS dies from my seething rage. So to honor this special occasion I'm hosting the first ever ResurgentcaesarResurgent Contest!!

Remember that time in Halo when I completely ROCKED! or when I chainsawed everyone in gears laughing evilly (even my own team!..no wonder you guys don't put FF on anymore...)However If you E-mail me your favorite caesarism and I pick it you'll win...something!! (Hell I came up with this 10 mins ago..so sue me.)

So to enter:

Simply click my e-mail (it's over to the right I swears)

Give your favorite Caesar filled moment PUT YOUR GAMERTAG IN THE E-MAIL SO I KNOW WHO BE WHO!!!

send it

and on 3-17-08 game with the man himself!!

Hope to see you all soon!! (unless Microsoft screws me over again!!)

Microsoft made me do it!!!

I got bored so I bought one...a ps3. Unlike the one above (which I had NOTHING to do with throwing it out a window of my friends apartment building.) It works pretty good.
But why the hell didn't they give me a god damned headset? I mean I know my usb one will work (with everything but Ut3
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Microsoft at least had the common decency to pretend to care about my game play experience with it's crappy POS (guess what the words are children!)wired headset...Oh well, I'm not going to write an in depth review of the system, what needs to be said about it has already been said 100 times before...I just want to play Lost odyssey ( kick ass tv spot) I will have a few PS3 write ups coming soon, so please don't take me off your feeds!! PLEASE!!!

The Red rings of Death still exists...I've seen them, felt their sting

Sorry guys in posting this so late, but I've been doomed to the worst fate an x-box could have...the red rings. So any reviews or preveiws will have to be put on hold